First they build up your hopes ...

[Valentines Park]

http://www.essexcricket.org.uk/2014/02/25/job-vacancy-at-essex-cricket-2/

Then cruelly dash them.

[Andy]

http://www.essexcricket.org.uk/2014/02/25/job-vacancy-at-essex-cricket-2/

Then cruelly dash them.

I'm sure you can still apply...

[Valentines Park]

I'm sure you can still apply...

Well by the sounds of it they need someone to lick the envelopes on the membership packs.

Shunt Larry sideways & bring in a proper coach.

Job done.

[Diatribe]

Well by the sounds of it they need someone to lick the envelopes on the membership packs.

Shunt Larry sideways & bring in a proper coach.

job done

---or better still, promote Larry to Chief Envelope Licker.

Job done.

[afinetickletoleg]

Well by the sounds of it they need someone to lick the envelopes on the membership packs.

Shunt Larry sideways & bring in a proper coach.

job done

---or better still, promote Larry to Chief Envelope Licker.

Job done.

Does that mean that VP would retain his role as Chief Window Licker?

[Valentines Park]

Says the bloke who can't use the quote function properly.

No wonder you're always sticking up for Larry.

Birds of a feather and all that.

[Andy]

Window licker? 

[Valentines Park]

Well by the sounds of it they need someone to lick the envelopes on the membership packs.

Reading between the lines envelope licking must now be in overdrive.

http://www.essexcricket.org.uk/2014/03/03/membership-ticket-office-opening-times/

I still haven't got my membership pack though.

[eastsax]

Mine came on Monday complete with car window sticker, and the usual stuff - but this year a free Yearbook as well, also I must admit a not distasteful Members badge (a rather becoming gold coloured job in fact).

Perhaps a designated licker might be useful because unless the inside of the car window is clean the sticker doesn't tend to adhere too well.

I ordered a couple of T20 tickets as well , but am informed that they'll follow on separately.