Why not just reverse the batting order?
We're so inept we can't be far off that stage.
Now that was suggested several times back in the 70 when several of those batting at 8 to 11, especially Stuart Turner & Ray East, looked far more likely to make serious runs than a top 5 containing Graham Saville, Brian Ward and other such horrors.
Sadly it was never tried
Whatever happened to Brian Ward? I heard he ended up in Argentina, but then 'a little local difficulty' arose and he had to move. Certainly that was an era very different from the one I grew up with - Gooch, Hardie, McEwan and Fletch with room for promising bats like Prich and all rounders like Pringle.
Seems bizarre that we now have seam bowling talent coming through regularly (given the likes of Topley Jnr and Mills alongside more recent crop) but quality top order bats are like hen's teeth when batting is the easier option.