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Offline bwildered

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In the year 20 25
« on: April 27, 2017, 04:56:49 PM »
Date 2025 , Location - Castle Park square Colchester ,  Essex Eagles v Sufflok Sugarbeats
Competition - Woolworth 50/50.

2 x men 1 x dog

Dog - barks loudly - woof , woof
Man1 - shouts loudly - Stop that Mutley
Man2 - I remember when Essex first team use to play here .
Man1- Do they not now ?
Man2- Not since 2016, they play matches at Olympic Stadium
Man1- sighs - Oh Mutley , forgot my poop scoop .
Man2 - laughs - oh well , not too bad a least put it on a good length, seen many that didn't !!
Man1- Will have to get Mutley to put some on one of them drop in pitches before British Big Bash .
All laugh including Mutley .
Man2 - Lets get home before the start Manchester Mars bar men play London Lionbar Lads
Man1 - who play for either of them ?
Man2- Know idea
Man1- and they dropped Pointless for that , missus will not be happy !
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Offline nat

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Re: In the year 20 25
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2017, 07:03:28 PM »
Napier will come out of retirement to play for the Eagles and Mickleburgh will captain the sugar/dead-beets.

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Re: In the year 20 25
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2017, 07:05:21 PM »
VP will still be whining about Grayson and nat will have opined on many more cricketers he has never seen play - or, indeed, heard of

 8) 8)

Offline Valentines Park

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Re: In the year 20 25
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2017, 09:24:07 PM »
VP will still be whining about Grayson

Seeing as he works on an exponential basis Larry will no doubt be stealing 4 wages in 2025.

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Re: In the year 20 25
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2017, 10:40:53 PM »
Date 2025 , Location - Castle Park square Colchester ,  Essex Eagles v Sufflok Sugarbeats
Competition - Woolworth 50/50.

2 x men 1 x dog

Dog - barks loudly - woof , woof
Man1 - shouts loudly - Stop that Mutley
Man2 - I remember when Essex first team use to play here .
Man1- Do they not now ?
Man2- Not since 2016, they play matches at Olympic Stadium
Man1- sighs - Oh Mutley , forgot my poop scoop .
Man2 - laughs - oh well , not too bad a least put it on a good length, seen many that didn't !!
Man1- Will have to get Mutley to put some on one of them drop in pitches before British Big Bash .
All laugh including Mutley .
Man2 - Lets get home before the start Manchester Mars bar men play London Lionbar Lads
Man1 - who play for either of them ?
Man2- Know idea
Man1- and they dropped Pointless for that , missus will not be happy !


Meanwhile at Chelmsford, demolition continues with the Tom Pearce stand the last to fall. Construction of the first of 8 new towers of flats, is well under way. Essex, being one of 10 former first-class but now minor counties, are playing their cricket on club grounds around the county, (the return of festival cricket pleasing some of the more long serving members). The British Big Bash has had no impact on the continuing decline in participation, but continues to make money for the players and the remaining first class grounds who, since the annual £1.3 million handouts ended, can keep it all for themselves.

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Re: In the year 20 25
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2017, 05:42:50 AM »
Zager and Evans update

In the year 2035 , only eight counties survive , the rest fell by the wayside , people did not go , it became a billboard show .

In the year 2045 , County cricket did not survive , people OD'ed on OD bat and ball, three days to play, got it done in one day .

In the year 2055, Test cricket is no longer played, only the unemployed had the time , but could not afford the increasing dime .

In the year 2065, Can franchise cricket survive , 20/20 to long , need something shorter 10/10 all along .

In the year 2075 , No cricket survive, it is only played on gameboy , just a pictorial show on a devise , let's have a go .

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Re: In the year 20 25
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2017, 09:32:31 AM »
In the year 2025 I finally got on the general committee.

Offline Valentines Park

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Re: In the year 20 25
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2017, 10:08:06 AM »
In the year 2025 I finally got on the general committee.

Dream on.

Offline Andy

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Re: In the year 20 25
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2017, 10:57:08 AM »
Restraining Order ends in 2025.