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Offline Andy

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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2017, 01:45:14 PM »
I've worked at the ground 20 years ago and went to my first match in 1983. Plenty of Jimmy's f@##@ts back then - in suits, quite often.

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« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2017, 03:36:10 PM »
Years ago was it people from one particular long taken over insurance company that had a good proportion of drunks?

I did notice at the last two games there were people who had not taken in the messages regarding parking restrictions being turned away at the main gate. On Wednesday as I was walking in someone in a rather expensive model of car was being left with no official car park try Meteor Way which would be full up by the time you get there. Last resort on street parking with a parking ticket as a new accessory.

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« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2017, 07:08:01 PM »
Years ago was it people from one particular long taken over insurance company that had a good proportion of drunks?

Couldn't say. Why they gave access to them I'll never know...

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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2017, 09:08:31 PM »
I've worked at the ground 20 years ago and went to my first match in 1983. Plenty of Jimmy's f@##@ts back then - in suits, quite often.
I remember them well. Where did corporate hospitality go ?

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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2017, 09:35:46 AM »
I've worked at the ground 20 years ago and went to my first match in 1983. Plenty of Jimmy's f@##@ts back then - in suits, quite often.
I remember them well. Where did corporate hospitality go ?

Round the back of the marquees if they couldn't get to the gents... ;)

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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2017, 08:37:43 PM »
I've worked at the ground 20 years ago and went to my first match in 1983. Plenty of Jimmy's f@##@ts back then - in suits, quite often.
I remember them well. Where did corporate hospitality go ?

Round the back of the marquees if they couldn't get to the gents... ;)
I'll set em up.....

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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2017, 01:15:01 PM »
Has the Club arranged for Meteor Way parking to be available for the Semi-final game on 16th June?  I can't find reference to it anywhere.

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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2018, 09:52:40 AM »
After a couple of letters and a long wait I have eventually received a reply from Derek Bowden re. why bank searches and security checks are carried out at championship matches when few if any other counties carry out such procedures. I also questioned again the need to check out of the ground at certain times of the day.

Bowden confirms that security checks are not an ECB requirement but Essex ,don't you know, take security particularly seriously unlike others and was I aware the Uk is under severe threat from terrorism. So although your bag may not be checked when you get on the tube or a train or a bus or entering the Chelmer shopping centre the average septuagenarian retired 'proper' cricket watcher is a potential menace. Last week even the primary school kid's lunch boxes were inspected. Well you can't be too careful.


As many of us thought the checking in and out procedure is necessary to know precisely how many people are in the ground at any one time in case of an emergency. This is obviously fool proof as any casual observer will note. If last week's experience was anything to go by if one leaves between say 4.45 and close of play no one checks you out anyway so let's hope there's no terrorism between those hours because it will throw their figures out no end.


Something tells me any notion of proportionality is not in Mr. Bowden's lexicon.

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« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2018, 10:51:08 AM »
I meant bag searches not Bank searches - although even in a Bank my bag is not searched !

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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2018, 11:01:52 AM »
My bag has not been searched at any away ground this season nor at Sophia Gardens when I had a weekend in Cardiff.

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« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2018, 02:15:43 PM »
After a couple of letters and a long wait I have eventually received a reply from Derek Bowden re. why bank searches and security checks are carried out at championship matches when few if any other counties carry out such procedures. I also questioned again the need to check out of the ground at certain times of the day.

Bowden confirms that security checks are not an ECB requirement but Essex ,don't you know, take security particularly seriously unlike others and was I aware the Uk is under severe threat from terrorism. So although your bag may not be checked when you get on the tube or a train or a bus or entering the Chelmer shopping centre the average septuagenarian retired 'proper' cricket watcher is a potential menace. Last week even the primary school kid's lunch boxes were inspected. Well you can't be too careful.


As many of us thought the checking in and out procedure is necessary to know precisely how many people are in the ground at any one time in case of an emergency. This is obviously fool proof as any casual observer will note. If last week's experience was anything to go by if one leaves between say 4.45 and close of play no one checks you out anyway so let's hope there's no terrorism between those hours because it will throw their figures out no end.

Something tells me any notion of proportionality is not in Mr. Bowden's lexicon.


Ah.  I can see it now - octogenarian suicide bombers crashing their mobility scooters into the floodlights or deliberately paying for their snacks with a mixture of copper coins and bits of silver wrapping, thereby causing others in the queue to go hypo.  Clearly security can relax after tea because they all head off to watch countdown.

I presume the lunchbox inspections were just in case a child had a Jaffa Cake inside it (and you know that can make a child morbidly obese so mean ECCC would be liable for it's medical care).

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« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2018, 02:59:22 PM »
The searches are clearly focused on booze, not terrorist attacks

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« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2018, 04:16:21 PM »
The searches are clearly focused on booze, not terrorist attacks
In that case they should check the players' bags as the batsmen have obviously been on the lash.

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« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2018, 04:31:38 PM »
The searches are clearly focused on booze, not terrorist attacks
In that case they should check the players' bags as the batsmen have obviously been on the lash.

...that's OK as long as they are drinking the ECCC-approved methylated spirits.