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Middlesex have signed West Indies all-rounder Dwayne Bravo for six games of the upcoming T20 Blast competition.
Bravo will make his debut against Surrey on 5 July, with his final game coming against Hampshire on 26 July.
The 34-year-old has played 66 Twenty20 internationals, averaging 24.29 with the bat and taking 52 wickets at an average of 28.26.
"Dwayne is one of the most exciting and best T20 players in the world," said director of cricket Angus Fraser.