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Off-Topic => In The Hut => Topic started by: firehazard on June 27, 2014, 02:00:04 PM

Title: Colchester coup
Post by: firehazard on June 27, 2014, 02:00:04 PM
ECCC have just tweeted to say that they're looking for a "military vehicle collector to help with plans for the Colchester festival". So there may be some kind of coup in the offing.
Title: Re: Colchester coup
Post by: squarelegumpire on June 27, 2014, 02:50:43 PM
I believe the new Scottish Government will shortly have some second hand submarines of which to dispose!
Title: Re: Colchester coup
Post by: bwildered on June 27, 2014, 05:56:58 PM
Will be no good square , has the tidal point is by the Seige House , about a mile down river from the Castle Park.
Title: Re: Colchester coup
Post by: squarelegumpire on June 27, 2014, 07:09:11 PM
Will be no good square , has the tidal point is by the Seige House , about a mile down river from the Castle Park.

I'll have to tell my friend to talk to his people in Kazakhstan!
Title: Re: Colchester coup
Post by: Diatribe on June 28, 2014, 09:27:48 AM
Perhaps they're looking for a military vehicle to swag Grayson off to a Zurich laboratory where his brain will be preserved in a test tube for medical research conducted by the local boffins.
Title: Re: Colchester coup
Post by: firehazard on June 28, 2014, 09:39:33 AM
Will be no good square , has the tidal point is by the Seige House , about a mile down river from the Castle Park.

Frogmen can disembark there, travel up the river and meet up with the land troops coming down Catchpool Road in a pincer movement...
Title: Re: Colchester coup
Post by: Oldhasbeen on June 29, 2014, 09:42:27 AM
I believe the new Scottish Government will shortly have some second hand submarines of which to dispose!

... however, there are rumours that "Vladimir" Salmons will be using these subs in a cross-border dawn raid  to "liberate" Berwick-upon-Tweed and return it to Scottish rule

There will, of course, be a referendum afterward.  :).
Title: Re: Colchester coup
Post by: Andy on June 29, 2014, 11:16:32 AM
I believe the new Scottish Government will shortly have some second hand submarines of which to dispose!

... however, there are rumours that "Vladimir" Salmons will be using these subs in a cross-border dawn raid  to "liberate" Berwick-upon-Tweed and return it to Scottish rule

There will, of course, be a referendum afterward.  :).

What you mean drown all sassanacs in the Firth of Forth.