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Off-Topic => In The Hut => Topic started by: Valentines Park on April 04, 2014, 11:25:15 AM

Title: Batting contingency plan
Post by: Valentines Park on April 04, 2014, 11:25:15 AM

Essex are often criticised for lack of foresight and planning.

Nice to see the Lancs debacle has spurred them into action though.

 http://www.essexcricket.org.uk/2014/04/04/essex-cricket-announce-partnership-with-ehhat/

Title: Re: Batting contingency plan
Post by: Andy on April 04, 2014, 05:50:37 PM

Quick Robin, to the BatCopter.

Title: Re: Batting contingency plan
Post by: Valentines Park on April 04, 2014, 06:52:05 PM

Holy batting collapse Batman!

Title: Re: Batting contingency plan
Post by: Andy on April 04, 2014, 08:48:18 PM

Are The penguin, Riddler, joker or Catwoman available as our overseas player?

Title: Re: Batting contingency plan
Post by: Valentines Park on April 04, 2014, 09:04:18 PM

The Joker & Co are big names.

What's the supervillain equivalent of Flopsy?

We'd end up with him.

Title: Re: Batting contingency plan
Post by: firehazard on April 05, 2014, 09:15:39 AM

I reckon we'd get Mr Freeze. He'd fit in well with the rest of the Essex batting line-up.

Title: Re: Batting contingency plan
Post by: Andy on April 05, 2014, 01:46:31 PM

Quote from: Valentines Park on April 04, 2014, 09:04:18 PM

The Joker & Co are big names.

What's the supervillain equivalent of Flopsy?

We'd end up with him.

Mr Its-not-you-but-I've-been-under-a-lot-of strain-recently. Not very catchy.

Title: Re: Batting contingency plan
Post by: Valentines Park on April 06, 2014, 11:16:55 AM

Of course there's no need to recruit Bane as he's already here blighting our existence.