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Off-Topic => In The Hut => Topic started by: Valentines Park on February 27, 2014, 01:14:48 PM

Title: First they build up your hopes ...
Post by: Valentines Park on February 27, 2014, 01:14:48 PM
http://www.essexcricket.org.uk/2014/02/25/job-vacancy-at-essex-cricket-2/

Then cruelly dash them.
Title: Re: First they build up your hopes ...
Post by: Andy on February 28, 2014, 10:16:55 AM
Quote from: Valentines Park on February 27, 2014, 01:14:48 PM
http://www.essexcricket.org.uk/2014/02/25/job-vacancy-at-essex-cricket-2/

Then cruelly dash them.

I'm sure you can still apply...
Title: Re: First they build up your hopes ...
Post by: Valentines Park on February 28, 2014, 12:17:34 PM
Quote from: Andy on February 28, 2014, 10:16:55 AM

I'm sure you can still apply...

Well by the sounds of it they need someone to lick the envelopes on the membership packs.

Shunt Larry sideways & bring in a proper coach.

Job done.
Title: Re: First they build up your hopes ...
Post by: Diatribe on March 01, 2014, 04:16:52 PM
Quote from: Valentines Park on February 28, 2014, 12:17:34 PM
Quote from: Andy on February 28, 2014, 10:16:55 AM



Well by the sounds of it they need someone to lick the envelopes on the membership packs.

Shunt Larry sideways & bring in a proper coach.

job done



---or better still, promote Larry to Chief Envelope Licker.

Job done.
Title: Re: First they build up your hopes ...
Post by: afinetickletoleg on March 02, 2014, 12:00:14 AM
Quote from: Diatribe on March 01, 2014, 04:16:52 PM
Quote from: Valentines Park on February 28, 2014, 12:17:34 PM
Quote from: Andy on February 28, 2014, 10:16:55 AM



Well by the sounds of it they need someone to lick the envelopes on the membership packs.

Shunt Larry sideways & bring in a proper coach.

job done



---or better still, promote Larry to Chief Envelope Licker.

Job done.

Does that mean that VP would retain his role as Chief Window Licker?
Title: Re: First they build up your hopes ...
Post by: Valentines Park on March 02, 2014, 11:13:47 AM
Says the bloke who can't use the quote function properly.

No wonder you're always sticking up for Larry.

Birds of a feather and all that.
Title: Re: First they build up your hopes ...
Post by: Andy on March 02, 2014, 04:52:17 PM
Window licker?  ???
Title: Re: First they build up your hopes ...
Post by: Valentines Park on March 05, 2014, 12:26:34 PM
Quote from: Valentines Park on February 28, 2014, 12:17:34 PM
Well by the sounds of it they need someone to lick the envelopes on the membership packs.


Reading between the lines envelope licking must now be in overdrive.

http://www.essexcricket.org.uk/2014/03/03/membership-ticket-office-opening-times/

I still haven't got my membership pack though.
Title: Re: First they build up your hopes ...
Post by: eastsax on March 05, 2014, 03:56:29 PM
Mine came on Monday complete with car window sticker, and the usual stuff - but this year a free Yearbook as well, also I must admit a not distasteful Members badge (a rather becoming gold coloured job in fact).

Perhaps a designated licker might be useful because unless the inside of the car window is clean the sticker doesn't tend to adhere too well.

I ordered a couple of T20 tickets as well , but am informed that they'll follow on separately.