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Off-Topic => In The Hut => Topic started by: Valentines Park on February 13, 2014, 12:19:56 AM

Title: Cow corner
Post by: Valentines Park on February 13, 2014, 12:19:56 AM
http://www.essexcricket.org.uk/2014/02/12/tiptree-stand-has-moved-location/

Only Essex would trumpet a worse view as being a big deal worth shouting about.

Then again they've been getting away with selling pups for years ...
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: IanS on February 13, 2014, 09:33:41 AM
Presumably the marquee housing the members restaurant will now move into the gap beside the pavilion? No obvious logic to it all, besides adding 100 seats for T20. Or is it one small step in the redevelopment? The club has been awfully quiet on this front - the last press release was almost 6 months ago.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Blocky on February 17, 2014, 09:47:52 AM
To be honest, I can't understand why this hasn't happened before.  We should have proper stands around the entire Hayes Close end.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: afinetickletoleg on February 17, 2014, 02:39:09 PM
To be honest, I can't understand why this hasn't happened before.  We should have proper stands around the entire Hayes Close end.

Ain't it obvious?  Larry has obviously not approved the plans.  ;D
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Valentines Park on February 17, 2014, 04:29:00 PM
Larry has obviously not approved the plans. 

Can Larry even read?

He certainly can't read between the lines.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: nat on February 17, 2014, 09:36:36 PM
To be honest, I can't understand why this hasn't happened before.  We should have proper stands around the entire Hayes Close end.

Not enough room and sight screens/Sky gantry would obscure a large amount of seats.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Mog on February 18, 2014, 12:49:27 PM
Presumably the marquee housing the members restaurant will now move into the gap beside the pavilion? No obvious logic to it all, besides adding 100 seats for T20. Or is it one small step in the redevelopment? The club has been awfully quiet on this front - the last press release was almost 6 months ago.

With current scrutiny placed upon over development on flood plains and next to rivers, it may be that Essex CCC's contribution to the later may be revisited by local and national planning authorities and agencies. The Club redevelopment was another in a long line of ill conceived, poorly thought through schemes, that were concocted by that cosy little club masquerading as the Cricket Committee, to provide, in this instance, a lasting legacy- (vanity project)- to the tenure of a certain D. East.
I would also suggest that for a Club that brags and seemingly publicises the slightest little thing, the silence on this is deafening!

My guess is the 3 prosaic tower blocks on the former car park will probably be constructed, then the redevelopment will cease. The County Ground will limp on in much its current form....much like the Club itself.

Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Valentines Park on February 18, 2014, 03:06:03 PM
The County Ground will limp on in much its current form....much like the Club itself.

So Larry won't get a nice new dressing room to hide in?

The heart bleeds ...
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: afinetickletoleg on February 18, 2014, 08:30:40 PM
The County Ground will limp on in much its current form....much like the Club itself.

So Larry won't get a nice new dressing room to hide in?

The heart bleeds ...

If you took your Larry blinkers off you might realise that not improving the player facilities will not improve our chances of attracting players when competing for their signature against another county.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Valentines Park on February 18, 2014, 09:14:03 PM
not improving the player facilities will not improve our chances of attracting players when competing for their signature against another county.

That would be a good point well made if the club didn't insist on signing mugs.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: afinetickletoleg on February 18, 2014, 10:02:31 PM
not improving the player facilities will not improve our chances of attracting players when competing for their signature against another county.

That would be a good point well made if the club didn't insist on signing mugs.

The club can only sign those players that agree to come.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Valentines Park on February 19, 2014, 01:51:10 PM

The club can only sign those players that agree to come.

We could have a dressing room with gold fittings & I still think we'd end up with the likes of Saj Mahmood on the books.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: quincy on February 19, 2014, 02:00:45 PM
"My guess is the 3 prosaic tower blocks on the former car park will probably be constructed, then the redevelopment will cease. The County Ground will limp on in much its current form....much like the Club itself."

I'd settle for that. Plus a lick of paint
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Valentines Park on February 19, 2014, 04:28:15 PM

I'd settle for that. Plus a lick of paint

Will a lick of paint mask the reek from the bogs?

If we are just lumbered with some tower blocks as the sum total of the redevelopment the entire Committee should resign in shame.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Andy on February 19, 2014, 05:36:31 PM
With other clubs having financial issues at the moment, at least in the short term we might be a little more attractive.  Of course, if the likes of Sussex don't go under, then we might look a little less attractive. 

Personally I'd like to see us grow our own where possible, with the occasional David Masters recruitment.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: IlfordEagle on February 19, 2014, 07:30:34 PM
If the total redevelopment doesn't go ahead then we must surely push for T20 games (2/3 v Sorry, Kent & Middx) to be played at Stratford to hopefully attract bigger crowds.If we don't then revenue from home games obviously won't rise which in turn might well affect the quality of O/s players we sign for the Tournament.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Slogger on February 19, 2014, 07:46:30 PM
Middlesex's double header at Lords could be a model to follow with Stratford. I shall be intrigued to see how it goes. My son and I will be going - £30 for the two of us for 2 T20 games strikes me as excellent value
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Valentines Park on February 21, 2014, 12:38:40 PM
Middlesex's double header at Lords could be a model to follow with Stratford.

How about an off with their double header?

Larry & Hilliard vs the guillotine.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: quincy on February 21, 2014, 01:57:47 PM

I'd settle for that. Plus a lick of paint

Will a lick of paint mask the reek from the bogs?

If we are just lumbered with some tower blocks as the sum total of the redevelopment the entire Committee should resign in shame.

Basically the redevelopment was the vanity project of the "Fat Controller" The Pavilion will be a white elephant and the seating at the river end reduced.

So yes sort out the toilets, tart up the ground and leave it at that
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Mog on February 23, 2014, 01:10:25 PM

I'd settle for that. Plus a lick of paint

Will a lick of paint mask the reek from the bogs?

If we are just lumbered with some tower blocks as the sum total of the redevelopment the entire Committee should resign in shame.

Basically the redevelopment was the vanity project of the "Fat Controller" The Pavilion will be a white elephant and the seating at the river end reduced.

So yes sort out the toilets, tart up the ground and leave it at that

No replacement pavilion is going to be built. Frankly, considering it was based on a twenty-odd year old design from the Riverside in Durham, probably just as well.
Let's look at the facts, not the ECCC hype organ. This 'redevelopment' was launched to self satisfied acclaim from the Club themselves in 2008. In the interim, not a foundation has been excavated, not a single brick has been laid, according to eye witness reports and absence from typical hyped fanfare from the Club. Who seem to think a section of temporary tip-up seating being relocated from one corner of the ground is akin to a stunning Rod Sheard Populous created stadium.

No Change Essex have provided deliberately misleading and opaque information on this vanity project, when any has been forthcoming at all. They have failed to produce any drawings/elevations of any of the actual spectator accommodation, despite being pressed to do so, for at least a year. Now, they appear to have quietly forgotten about the whole project.
Knowing how our beloved Club operate, this is hardly any great shock. Maybe if DE was still around he would be a little more expansive...?
Unfortunately, this is a by-product of our collective inability to stage an EGM and campaign for change. How on earth they continue to propagate this ongoing confidence trick is staggering.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Andy on February 23, 2014, 05:11:37 PM
Given that clubs with 'more expansive' development schemes have been bailed out by their local councils, maybe this is not such as bad result.

The ECB rather foolishly encouraged expansion by clubs just before 2008 financial crisis: hence they are now paying clubs £1m to stop them going bust. This is why I don't buy the McLaurin dismissive attitude towards counties, because the ECB has caused a crisis.

Nevertheless, a carefully staged, sustainably funded, development programme could have been followed between 2008-2013 rather than the carefully-staged and unbelievable PR campaign...
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: vim on February 23, 2014, 06:15:48 PM
If the flats are never built. I have a message for anyone who bought one off plan as an buy to let investment.

Ha Ha.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Valentines Park on February 23, 2014, 07:08:15 PM
Maybe if DE was still around he would be a little more expansive...?


I thought the only place he was expansive was around the midriff.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: quincy on February 24, 2014, 02:00:32 PM
Last November Bowden told the members forum there would be a consultation in the new year over new plans for the Pavilion and rest of the ground.

Since then not a word.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Postman on February 24, 2014, 04:22:31 PM

I'd settle for that. Plus a lick of paint

Will a lick of paint mask the reek from the bogs?

If we are just lumbered with some tower blocks as the sum total of the redevelopment the entire Committee should resign in shame.

Basically the redevelopment was the vanity project of the "Fat Controller" The Pavilion will be a white elephant and the seating at the river end reduced.

So yes sort out the toilets, tart up the ground and leave it at that

No replacement pavilion is going to be built. Frankly, considering it was based on a twenty-odd year old design from the Riverside in Durham, probably just as well.
Let's look at the facts, not the ECCC hype organ. This 'redevelopment' was launched to self satisfied acclaim from the Club themselves in 2008. In the interim, not a foundation has been excavated, not a single brick has been laid, according to eye witness reports and absence from typical hyped fanfare from the Club. Who seem to think a section of temporary tip-up seating being relocated from one corner of the ground is akin to a stunning Rod Sheard Populous created stadium.

No Change Essex have provided deliberately misleading and opaque information on this vanity project, when any has been forthcoming at all. They have failed to produce any drawings/elevations of any of the actual spectator accommodation, despite being pressed to do so, for at least a year. Now, they appear to have quietly forgotten about the whole project.
Knowing how our beloved Club operate, this is hardly any great shock. Maybe if DE was still around he would be a little more expansive...?
Unfortunately, this is a by-product of our collective inability to stage an EGM and campaign for change. How on earth they continue to propagate this ongoing confidence trick is staggering.

The rather more concrete (sorry about pun) worry is that the whole thing has to date cost at least £500k of the club's money and who knows how many hours of management time.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: nat on February 24, 2014, 06:14:57 PM
Last November Bowden told the members forum there would be a consultation in the new year over new plans for the Pavilion and rest of the ground.

Since then not a word.

It's only Feb.
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Slogger on February 24, 2014, 08:09:19 PM
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The rather more concrete (sorry about pun) worry is that the whole thing has to date cost at least £500k of the club's money and who knows how many hours of management time.
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I reckon you could have got quite a lot of building work for £500k. And it would have been done by now
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: Mog on February 24, 2014, 08:11:47 PM
Last November Bowden told the members forum there would be a consultation in the new year over new plans for the Pavilion and rest of the ground.

Since then not a word.

I'm surprised that you are surprised. Isn't this the modus operandi from No Change Essex?
I'd be more inclined to take the word of next doors' cat!
Title: Re: Cow corner
Post by: quincy on February 25, 2014, 11:57:22 AM
Last November Bowden told the members forum there would be a consultation in the new year over new plans for the Pavilion and rest of the ground.

Since then not a word.

I'm surprised that you are surprised. Isn't this the modus operandi from No Change Essex?
I'd be more inclined to take the word of next doors' cat!

Did I say I was surprised?

I don't take anyone's word but but do try to hold them to account. This is probably better than just making snide remarks as SOME on here do.