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Title: Rocket science
Post by: Valentines Park on January 24, 2014, 12:25:23 PM
http://www.essexcricket.org.uk/2014/01/23/preparing-blast-ticket-office-closed-saturday/

I can think of a better use for a rocket.

There haven't been any chimps in space for ages.
Title: Re: Rocket science
Post by: Andy on January 24, 2014, 12:45:36 PM
You wouldn't let it lie, Vic.
Title: Re: Rocket science
Post by: Valentines Park on January 24, 2014, 12:50:59 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2014, 12:45:36 PM
You wouldn't let it lie

There's a difference between letting it lie & telling lies.

So I'm more than happy to be guilty of the former charge.

Unlike Larry & Co who habitually tell whopping porkies.
Title: Re: Rocket science
Post by: Andy on January 24, 2014, 02:50:18 PM
Who's going to ask Larry "what's on the end of your stick?"
Title: Re: Rocket science
Post by: afinetickletoleg on January 24, 2014, 04:59:56 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2014, 02:50:18 PM
Who's going to ask Larry "what's on the end of your stick?"

VP's head hopefully.  ;)
Title: Re: Rocket science
Post by: Andy on January 24, 2014, 05:48:47 PM
Quote from: afinetickletoleg on January 24, 2014, 04:59:56 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2014, 02:50:18 PM
Who's going to ask Larry "what's on the end of your stick?"

VP's head hopefully.  ;)

What a terrible man, terrible man, terrible, terrible, terrible man!
Title: Re: Rocket science
Post by: Valentines Park on January 24, 2014, 06:09:24 PM
Changing tack slightly is it just me that thinks Vic Reeves is about as funny as bum cancer?

If he was ever a shooting star he's fallen back to earth & then some.
Title: Re: Rocket science
Post by: Andy on January 24, 2014, 07:23:41 PM
Quote from: Valentines Park on January 24, 2014, 06:09:24 PM
Changing tack slightly is it just me that thinks Vic Reeves is about as funny as bum cancer?

If he was ever a shooting star he's fallen back to earth & then some.

Very poor...very poor, indeed.
Title: Re: Rocket science
Post by: Valentines Park on January 24, 2014, 08:19:07 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2014, 07:23:41 PM

Very poor...very poor, indeed.

Indeed he is.