No Paint

[Perov]

Ian Pont,  fast bowling coach, and formerly of this  parish, has diversified. Next week he is releasing his first music album, which will be available on Spotify.

[Andy]

That's a good idea. How's your voice, Nat?

[nat]

That's a good idea. How's your voice, Nat?

Don't know about the vocals but due to the lack of barbers I've got the look of a 1970s pop star. Or is that porn star?!

[oldhasbeen]

That's a good idea. How's your voice, Nat?

Don't know about the vocals but due to the lack of barbers I've got the look of a 1970s pop star. Or is that porn star?!

What does Mrs Nat think?

Mrs OHB has set about me with the clippers and I look more like a prison inmate than a 1970s star of any description

[Andy]

That's a good idea. How's your voice, Nat?

Don't know about the vocals but due to the lack of barbers I've got the look of a 1970s pop star. Or is that porn star?!

What does Mrs Nat think?

Mrs OHB has set about me with the clippers and I look more like a prison inmate than a 1970s star of any description

Frankly I’ve not paid for a haircut for a decade. Not in cash at least.