Don't suppose that you've got a decent top order bat hidden away somewhere, Nat?
Well funny you should ask. I do have terrific 'proper' batsman/slow left arm bowler who has been laid up for a couple of years but is due to play again this year.
All entirely coached by me so very technically correct. Seemed to get his highest scores when I umpired his matches. Must be entirely coincidental.
Let me know if there's an offer on the table. I'm his agent as well.