"Following the successful launch of the Hundred competition the ECB want to go further to enhance the appeal of this competition. So we want to do away with bats and wickets which only get in the way of crowd enjoyment. We'll replace the stumps with goalposts. We'll also replace the small, hard to see white ball with a bigger, softer ball. The 'cricket' name is an impediment to attracting new supporters so we are going to change the name of the sport to ...football. Finally, team names are a bit confusing so we will using names that are more familiar with the target audience, like ... Manchester United, Tottenham Hotspur, Chelsea and Aston Villa."