Sometimes our welcome for visitors from surrey is misplaced. I had a couple next to me on Tuesday and they were very full of themselves to the point of suggesting that Cook would be better off playing for them once he'd retired. At this point they were told in no uncertain terms that they needed to keep their pathetic and barbed thoughts to themselves.
A number of other Essex members then pointed out to them that despite their current lofty position., based mainly around significant bank balances, nobody in Cricket really liked them, especially Cook.
They were quite sheepish after that...