I may be boycotting Essex currently but I live in hope that one day the team will repay my life membership investment.
For a bloke that doesn't watch Essex, you spend a lot of time mourning about the beer, the redevelopment, the coach, the selections, the office staff, the committee, the players, the floodlights and uncle tolly cobold.
Why don't you get a life and watch some cricket even if its at Oval or Lords, then you can stop posting rubbish on here. You could even post something constructive about cricket you have actually seen.